Everything I can find on my dashboard that means something to me, makes me laugh, inspires me, and all in all fantastic. I'm not great at making things myself. I am trying though so if I am not citing something properly, if you would like to talk, or even if you think I would like your blog let me know!

 

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

I must have been eaten by ants!!

Bubble tea, how I love thee!

Bubble tea, how I love thee!

You know your in Canada when this is your pillow case :)

You know your in Canada when this is your pillow case :)

tokenstraight:

the importance of being earnest + popular text posts (aka i have lost all control of my life)

disneydreamscometrue:

lostwendy:

gingerjenjen:

ifancyrenner:

butourwinter:

shakspeare:

socialisme:

witchville:

vaginapowersactivate:

theprophetofboxes:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Super Cold Hot Dog

miss black man in america

the incontinent cop who gets away with murder. wonderful 

holyshit im laughing so hard right nowit is i, the victim of capitalism

lmao ok i don’t usually reblog these things but
little forgotten junkie
i’m basically bucky ok

the spectacular lonely soul

super self medicating veteran

Super Customer Service Representative (please hold)

They Call Me The White College Bro.
….
I’m not a hero! I’m that annoying yet ineffective villain that gets killed off in the first part of the story so the hero can move on to the boss level! -_-

The Invisible Victim of Capitalism. Oh….

Guys what the hell…. Human Corpse on Life Support…I am the most useless hero :(

disneydreamscometrue:

lostwendy:

gingerjenjen:

ifancyrenner:

butourwinter:

shakspeare:

socialisme:

witchville:

vaginapowersactivate:

theprophetofboxes:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Super Cold Hot Dog

miss black man in america

the incontinent cop who gets away with murder. wonderful 

holyshit im laughing so hard right now
it is i, the victim of capitalism

lmao ok i don’t usually reblog these things but

little forgotten junkie

i’m basically bucky ok

the spectacular lonely soul

super self medicating veteran

Super Customer Service Representative (please hold)

They Call Me The White College Bro.

….

I’m not a hero! I’m that annoying yet ineffective villain that gets killed off in the first part of the story so the hero can move on to the boss level! -_-

The Invisible Victim of Capitalism. Oh….

Guys what the hell…. Human Corpse on Life Support…

I am the most useless hero :(

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"